My Jester returned!! *throws coffee and confetti* I could do the cancan in a ghastly purple tutu! Oh wait, I don't have to, I'll just ask my loyal jester to do so... No. I'm not delusional. I just happen to aspire towards world domination. Now in my new world order I have Royal Jesters, janitors and crocodile bait. Siblings/Dissidents fall into the last category.
Anywho, with my jester back, I can ramble mindlessly for hours on end without being promptly cut off mid-sentence. Honestly, it's quite rude when people use "nature calls" as a pretext to get out of a conversation with me. Either that or all my friends have overactive bladders. *shudders inwardly* I know I'm a rather trying person and quite honestly even I can get sick of myself with alarming frequency but come on, how often does one have to bathe, or answer the doorbell, or watch Seinfeld, or eat lunch at 4:40 in the morning? Oh well, it's not my fault term begins on the 30 th of August!! I just want to pack my bags and leave! But due to some cruel twist of fate I am doomed to spend a 5 month holiday in boring blistering Bangalore! Worse still, everybody's college/school either begins tomorrow or next week... So I can't ring up anyone at 10 in the morning to debate the possibility of brain damage after watching the latest Narnia movie. I've been reduced to watching my stuffed companions fight with each other. Bumblebutt(my pilot teddy... reason for name: courtesy Jooni on a hangover) is rather peeved by Poko, my frighteningly blue elephant ballerina. Right now my bedroom's ground zero for hostile tension between my inanimate friends. *sigh* I really need to leave this house...
Oh well... My loyal reader... yes singular...I'm not THAT delusional! if you have any useful suggestions about how to kill time for 3 months, please leave some in the comments suggestions and no, I will NOT consider sewing/cooking/ballet *gags in horror* lessons how much ever it might entertain you. Remember every one on the planet was created solely for the purpose of my amusement...
A demain my pets,
With bubbles and Bumblebutt,
Yours in complete disenchantment
BeaverGirl
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Return of the Jester
Posted by PsychoBeaver at 8:57 AM
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My crazy, crazy friend, you just about lost me there. There's no need for you to suffer brain damage watching the latest Narnia movie, Preksha, you've done it to yourself. Madness is one thing, you're another. The danger of suffering brain damage by hanging out with yourself is a very real hazard... and slander me as much as you want, but you're jester's not wearing any tutu until she's completely dotty, Alzheimer ridden and senile. Yep, all those three TOGETHER. In their very severest form. so... keep hoping! :) :P
i meant your jester, not you're jester
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