People suck.
I give up on them.
My new best friends are animals.
They're much nicer. And they aren't smarter than me.
Humans are so annoying. Really, I dislike them immensely.
And being coerced into buying lingerie can be potentially traumatizing. (That's a rather long and entertaining story, I'll save it for another blog post)
Oh and ignore this perplexing outburst, I'm just miffed. More than one person chose to antagonise me today.
Bleh to the Human Race.
*runs away and hides inside a shell*

I haven't blogged in ages.
Its not as though I didn't have anything blog worthy to write about. Sure SMUN happened, as did my farewell party, but I'm feeling oddly detached.
Oh and I got a new template
Thank you Aninditha. I stole the link from your rather decorative page ;).
Yes yes, I know..it's garish and unsightly. But thats how I feel...not garish and unsightly.. well...maybe not that much... but a teensy bit emo and rebellious.
It's PINK... I know... After you're eyes have sufficiently recovered from the unnaturally bright hues, and I hope they do... I will not accept lawsuits for causing premature blindness due to over exposure to this blog... I hope to return to my whimsical rants.
Which have been sadly limited these past few days. I fear I have lost my beaver-ness. The essence of absurdity that usually sprinkles this virtual excuse for a blog.
It's 12:30 and I'm sleep deprived. And my pillows glaring at me. What if it decides to strangle me at night? Like those curtains last month? Or what if my fan decides to crash on me? Imagine the headlines "Homicidal Fan Kills Girl". What an ignominious way to die. Almost as bad as being crushed by an amorous camel, oh and that actually did happen, in Australia anyway. At least I don't own a pet camel.
Random thought. I never liked the phrase LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off). How hard must you laugh for your rear end to spontaneously detach itself. And I can even get visuals. Don't worry. They're all PG ;)
Anywho, I think I should try and sleep. And try not to squash the annoying bug thats buzzing around my ear *smacks wildly in the air... manages to poke her own eye...swears loudly at stupid bug*
Where's a frog when you need it.
Anywho, I have a late night extermination to attend to. And no, I don't want sympathy mail for the poor deceased bug, I'm sure it lived a not-so-long and fulfilling life buzzing around aimlessly. If any of you insect lovers care so much, I'd be happy to turn over the carcass. And you can have a bloody funeral for all I care. Just don't invite me to it.
Right, is this what I've been reduced to. Contemplating the death of a harmless fly at 12 in the night and planning on not attending its improbable funeral. Yup, I've finally lost it. Just wrap me in a strait jacket and throw me in a bug/fan/pillow/curtain free padded cell.
Bleh. I really need a life. And some coffee. And cookies too. And my own nation while you're at it.
Well, time to wind up this useless rant. I'm surprised you're still reading this. Really, you need protective eye gear to tolerate my new template.
Until my Next Spasm of Boredom then,
Gnite