People suck.
I give up on them.
My new best friends are animals.
They're much nicer. And they aren't smarter than me.
Humans are so annoying. Really, I dislike them immensely.
And being coerced into buying lingerie can be potentially traumatizing. (That's a rather long and entertaining story, I'll save it for another blog post)
Oh and ignore this perplexing outburst, I'm just miffed. More than one person chose to antagonise me today.
Bleh to the Human Race.
*runs away and hides inside a shell*