*ahem* I kindly beseech you to pay heed to Resolution Avacado: I, Preksha Kumar, henceforth resolve never to call, contact, annoy, mail, eat lemony muddy gelato with those persons formerly referred to as her Friends.
You may now sit on the holy watermelon.
or not... Right... I just think fruits are sacrosanct at the moment. My faithful jester went loopy today. Yes by loopy I mean exclaiming-aiyoo-sniffing-bathrooms-loopy. Finally...my influence is rubbing off. Not that I sniff bathrooms...I prefer furniture.
Right where was I? Oh yes, Crazy Izzie! That rhymes! *does victory dance* okie... so today my loyal side-kick officially broke that tenuous grasp she had over sanity. That's when her 9th alter ego resurfaced. Unfortunately that happened to be the gender confused one. Never ever talk to a friend going through an identity crisis...*cringes visibly*. But I became extremely worried only when she started singing "LALALA Open" to her monitor in a near affectionate tone. Then she referred to me as "DA"... I just hope it isn't "Macha" tomorrow. Ah well... My jester's seeking her inner self. let's hope she doesn't look too hard.
Apart from that...my days been normal..until jooni started talking about eating grilled cats and warrior bunnies *turns green with nausea*. Oh and I helped a friend unlock the insanity within... I don't think that friend is going to talk to me for a while.
Cheerios... Must find those pesky windshield wipers
*bows to holy curtains*
Friday, June 13, 2008
LALALALA-OPEN!
Posted by PsychoBeaver at 8:25 AM
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Apart from the fact that i wept with laughter, I am NOT gender confused and nor am i CRAZY IZZY! Preksha, you've finally outdone yourself... Lets see how long you stick to Resolution Avocado... I'll hand you avocados- one for every week... Atleast I HAVE a 9th alter ego... I'm FUN!!
I've outdone myself?! Hello... I wasn the one crooning to my computer...And resolution avocado doesn't apply to you... It applies to everyone from Sophia's who refuse to talk to me... and I have a 16th alter ego... its a beaver...yours is gender confused...ergo IM MORE FUN!!
keep deluding yourslef. i won't deny you the pleasure... It's shortlived anyway! :P
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