MUN, Mobiles and Misogynist Morons

Hear ye! Hear ye! Now announcing the reinstatement of a precious technological possession after a protracted period of absence and relegation into the sphere of redundancy.

In other words, my father FINALLY fixed my mobile! After 4 months and many making-international-prank-calls-is-not-classified-as-productive
use-of-your-time lectures, my phone has been rightfully restored to me. I need make a celebratory prank call. Now where did I keep the number of that long lost friend in U.K... *searches through a sea of random papers...nearly gets bitten by lunatic dog...gives up* Oh well... I can always prank call Mum in Ethiopia.

Apart from that I have been swamped with RotoMUN related stuff. I've been watching CNN obsessively. Well, at least I'm occupied... but I think I might be pursuing it a little too keenly. I've been dreaming about Megalomaniac OPEC nations and I distinctly remember being reprimanded for cursing violently about Senseless Chauvinist Fundamental Rights Violators...( read the Misogynist males of certain middle-eastern nations)

Anywho,with my phone back, I can once again engage in those ludicrous late night conversations when I'm half asleep and incapable of any coherent thoughts.
In fact... I'm going to post a snippet of the kind of messages I send/receive whilst on a high!!

Scene: Random Rainy Day

Me: Its raining!!! Me like the rain *does ritualistic rain dance thanking the gods*.. Yaay...*jumps into a puddle and drenches unsuspecting pedestrian*..oops..

Nandita: EXCUSE ME PREKSH! ARE YOU HIGH?

Me: Yes... *resumes dance*

Nandita: Really...OH LORD?!

Me: What?! Don't insult the rain gods, mortal..*curses Nandita using totem pole*

Nandita: Why have you gone MAD MY LOOPY PRIESTESS?!!

Me: Loopy, psycho, witchy priestess. And no, I haven't gone mad..just merely insane.

Nandita: Same difference my loopy/irrational priestess. Do the gods snigger at you as you run around your ummm....Pole?

Well, you get my drift. the rest of the conversation involved a morally-complex messiah, the submergence of New Zealand/Sri lanka, a couple of crooked staffs and a Math exam.

Right...Mum must be back...Time to wreck some intercontinental communication havoc!